Common Misconceptions

I'm just another middle class kid too
no-aged:

I’M BRINGING DEATH GRIPS BACK
DON’T WORRY

no-aged:

I’M BRINGING DEATH GRIPS BACK

DON’T WORRY

(via no-aged)

Morale is high and soon too so shall I be.

all-thats-interesting:

Sorry, Michael.

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

I hate to break this to you Michael, but apparently you’ve never seen the movie Aliens. Guess who dies first?
AND HE WASN’T EVEN KILLED BY ALIENS.
If you can guess who set this man on fire with a flamethrower, I’ll give you a dollar. YEP- you got it. It was some white lady that was supposed to be on his team.

(via absent-blogger)

Interpol

—Obstacle 1

hisaishi:

We can cap the old times, make playing only logical harm
We can cap the old lines, make playing that nothing else will change

(via no-aged)

no-aged:

SURVIVAL TIP: When you encounter a grizzly bear in the wild, raise your arms as high as you can and yell “PLAY TWO WEEKS”

(via du-og-meg)

took the little one to the park cuz I’m a DILF

took the little one to the park cuz I’m a DILF